.... these wretched spiders this year? They are going berserk round here!
We have one that has spun a complete web right across our neighbours' back passage (which he rarely uses) - you can see it glistening in the morning dew. Must be at least 3 feet across.
Then there's the one I'm trying to dissuade from spinning a web across our front door. Big fanged one and I've batted him into the rosemary bush at least three times now.
Every time we use the rotary dryer out back, I have to clear about 20 small webs from between the lines.
And this morning, I inadvertently walked too close to a road sign on the estate and finished up with an unintended hairnet!