There I am with my shopping at the bus stop. It's a nice day, so I am in shorts and sensible shoes having walked up there, when I am approached by some pupils from the local High school.
"Phwit, phwoo! Nice legs gran'dad."
"You thinks so? Thank you." I say to no-one in particular.
"Nah, not realy." says he.
"That's a shame, I was about to praise and congratulate you on your excellent good taste...... then I saw your hair."
"Eh?"
"We used to call that a 'Penis cut' because it was popular with Dick heads."
The girls in the group took great delight playing with the combinations of what could become his new nickname.