How about a holiday in Portugal for you all Kaz?
We have plenty of balconies and cupboards, as well as 3 bedrooms and an attic
It should be sunny and warm, we can all walk along the beach, H can play on our new open-air gym (I kid you not - it's brill!) or on the beach, you can all go for a swim (I'll watch) and we can have a bbq.
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