Now you see, with all this table business, I totally forgot to mention my expedition to the far away land of mists and forests and impenetrable mountain passes..... I leave, well, asap.
Tell you what I'll do. I'll leave the keys under Elsie's pot dog two doors down. Let yourselves in and make yourselves at home. Feel free to use whatever you find: polish, vacuum, that oven cleaning stuff, iron, ironing board, windowleen etc. Just DON'T stain my coffee table.
Saundra, I hereby put you officially in charge of coasters.