"Waddle!"
Let off the leash this morning, so down to the carvery for an all-you-can-eat breakfast ......
Was very restrained. No sausages or baked beans. But did have 6 rashers bacon, 6 hash browns, 4 fried eggs, 4 plum tomatoes and a coffee.
Then was nearly run over by a bus while waddling across the road to the doctor's surgery to pick up the bi-monthly prescription for 10 tonnes of diabetic pills ..
Collected the paperwork from the counter, turned to face the waiting room - and inadvertently sneezed loudly and uncontrollably, three times.
(Too much pepper on the plum tomatoes, you see)
Having got everybody's attention, smiled sweetly and mouthed "Coronavirus" before fleeing .....