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Manners, dear, manners!

Postby Workingman » 28 Oct 2014, 11:49

According to Debrett's polite people are struggling with the modern world and how to behave.

Top questions on manners (with my answers) :shock: :

When is it rude to use your mobile phone? Always, at any time. Damned things should be de-invented.

Can you smoke e-cigarettes at work? No! They do not produce smoke, not even outdoors.

How do you kiss someone socially? Grab their ears, pucker up, and plant one right on their kisser.

Can you eat and do your make-up on public transport? Not if some of the horror stories I have seen are anything to go by!

Can you recline your seat on aeroplanes? You can try, but I will push it straight back.

When should you give your seat up on public transport? As you are about to get off - not before.

It is okay to blind copy (bcc) someone into an email? Of course it is, they will never know otherwise.

Can you eat before everyone has been served? Only if you are not the last to be served.

Sorted! :P :P :P
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Re: Manners, dear, manners!

Postby tonicha » 28 Oct 2014, 13:36

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Manners, dear, manners!

Postby Kaz » 28 Oct 2014, 13:57

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Re: Manners, dear, manners!

Postby cruiser2 » 28 Oct 2014, 14:13

This means I cannot talk to my mistress while my girl friend is sat on my knee eating an ice cream in the bus as she has an e-cig in her moth so no no social kiss either.
The pilot can tilt his seat so why can't I do it.
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Re: Manners, dear, manners!

Postby Aggers » 28 Oct 2014, 16:55

I don't know what the proper answers should be, Frank,

but yours certainly made me laugh.
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Re: Manners, dear, manners!

Postby pederito1 » 29 Oct 2014, 09:56

Should you take your boots off when you get into a lady`s bed? Only if they are wet. :)
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