In dialect to get the full effect
Middle aged lady #1: ".........and there wuz a looooad of 'em, all stood outzide the school, in their uniforms, talkin' and smokin'!"
Middle aged lady #2: "Wot, the children????"
Middle aged lady #1: "Nooooooo the dinnerlaydeezzzzzs"
That is just sooooo Gloucester