This morning, out of the blue, I received a "2013/14 tax calculation" from them. So I thought I'd better sit down and check it.
Four hours later, (mainly spent collating all the paperwork from the four corners of the Universe) I complete my calculations. Bottom line - I owe them 42p. Which is what I expected to find , as I tend to sort out any problems I can see arising with my tax affairs as I along. For that reason, I shouldn't really be any trouble to them.
But what does the HMR&C calculation say? They're going to repay me £195.70 !! Why? because they've taken it into their heads to estimate a couple of figures based on 2009/10 (!) for some reason, and a strange quirk called the Starting Rate for Savers comes into play in their calculations, and so they come up with the £195.70 refund. Basically, it shouldn't apply to me at all.
So now I've got to (a) wait for their cheque which is "in the post" (b) bank it (c) wait for it to clear (d) write to them (I ain't phoning them at their rates) (e) wait three months (f) send them a reminder (g) wait another 3 months (h) get a fresh calculation from them and (i) repay them the money they shouldn't have given me in the first place.
I didn't ask for this. Why couldn't they just leave things alone? Ruddy barstewards!
(Yes I am going to bank the cheque. If I don't, they'll just get even more confused.)