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by **Rodo** » 11 Jan 2013, 22:11

10 worst cracker jokes

A survey by Nuts magazine claimed this is the most groan-inducing gag of all time.

“What is Santa’s favourite pizza? One that’s deep pan, crisp and even.”

The runners up were:

On which side do chickens have the most feathers? The outside.

What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper.

What’s white and goes up? A confused snowflake.

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette.

Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop? It blew away.

What’s furry and minty? A polo bear.

How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle.

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy.

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? Lost.