Top ten cracker jokes for 2012

[Rodo]

Top 10 cracker jokes for Christmas 2012

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis

Why should you never invite a team of footballers for Christmas? Because they are always dribbling

What are the wettest animals in the world? Reindeer

What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive on time? One day my prints will come.

What do you call two happy mushrooms? Fun guys

What do angry mice send each other at Christmas time? Cross mouse cards

What bird is always out of breath? A puffin

What do you call a little lobster who won’t share his Christmas presents? Shell-fish

What do you drain your carrots with at Christmas? An advent colander

What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train

[JoM]

*Groan*

[Kaz]

Oh I missed these before!

[Workingman]

Can you imagine the worst ten?