I can't have the back door open as the sound of next doors kid kicking his football, constantly hour after hour after hour against the fence drives me potty and now the whole of my upstairs stinks of cheap burgers thanks to their bbq underneath Luke's open bedroom window. Luke is actually coughing it is that smokey in there. The washing I have just brought in stinks too.
We have some old wooden garden furniture to burn, wonder how long it would take them to complain if we had a bonfire?