Grumpy asked the other day - why is it that no-one falls out of bed at night? We move, shift, and whatever but you never hear of any-one falling out of bed.
Until last night that is
Yup - was me Cracked my head on the bedside cabinet, landed on my hip and ended up about 4 foot away from the bed.
How? Why? What on earth was I dreaming about?
Woke him up anyway
Did I get any sympathy' Well, what do you think