Dippytrout!

[Osc]

I never "knew" you before, so could you give us a few details about your life in Turkey? Is your other half Turkish, do you have children etc. etc. ????

Osc aka nosey old bat

[tonicha]

[Kaz]

I knew someone else would 'crack' first and ask........

[tonicha]

I know some -------

How much is it worth?

[Osc]

I knew someone else would 'crack' first and ask........

That's because I have waaaaayyyyyyy too much time on my hands at the moment

@ Ton!

[Kaz]

C'mon Ton, spill the beans......

[debih]

If no one spills the beans I can make something up.

It'll be dead juicy - involving criminals, animals and slebs........

[Kaz]

[Dippytrout]

I know some -------

How much is it worth?

Blimey must be a really crap night on the telly if you want sad black box's lifestory

''How much is it worth'' - well Ton knows what she thinks she knows, but does she actually know what she thinks

Therein lies the first question ........................................... Having answered that we can proceed

So 50 Shades of Black, written and edited by Toutydrips (available in hardback, paperback, on-line and by-line) is the lifestory of a tragic, obviously gorgeous woman who is washed up on shore in a far off land (after having fallen off the Rothscommon ferry, following a violent storm)

With only a backpack, containing water, snickers bars, wine, cheese and a pork pie, she is eventually washed ashore in Northern Cyprus, where after a year of hard''ships'' working on them, cleaning them.............................she meets the man of her dreams The Kaptan (TC), old fashioned courtship ensues, marriage (on a boat on less) and 13 years on still here (although we did move to mainland Turkey a few years ago)

When TC is home, everyday he brings me flowers, wine, choccies etc, shops, cooks and generally waits on me hand, foot and finger.

So part 2 of Shades of Black will continue later, hope you enjoyed the first chapter........................... and there is now something better on the idiot box.

Take care

DT

[Kaz]

Troutydrip!!!!!

I blooming love boats, you are a lucky Trout