The fly.

[Workingman]

This one fly, just the one, has decised to become my pet or has adopted me as its legal owner.

It plays games with me.

Wherever I go, it goes!

What spooks me, though, is that it can read my mind.

If I pick up a slipper or a rolled up newspaper it moves just far enough out of range, but if I put them down it comes nearer, ever nearer.

It knows that I want to SPLAT it......!!!

[Kaz]

[tonicha]

You need me WM

We have swatters dotted around the house and I've become a dab hand at stalking and then putting them on the floor They're then given to the geckhos and lizzies outside

Must be my badminton right hand

[Kaz]

We have an electric bug swatter

[Aggers]

I'm quite a dab hand at catching them in my hand.

The secret is to go for a point seven inches above the resting fly and six inches in front of it.

Go on -- have a go.

[pederito1]

Shame. You want to kill it? poor fly.