Arrived at fracture clinic. Very impressed as pretty much straight in.
It's not fractured. No extra bones. Just jarred. Sent off to get special insoles fitted to help ease the pain. Come back in 6 weeks for check up.
Off to physio department. Straight in to see someone for fitting for instep things. Very technical - foot on opiece of plain white paper. Draw round it. Repeat with other foot. Right says the fitting man - I need to make them up and get you back in to have them fitted. First possible appointment is end of March.
She's in pain now - that's the reason for the insoles says I. I think the end of March might be too late. Right, says he. What about next Tuesday. Ring to cancel the fitting if the pain has gone.
But at least I was back in time for lunch with the laydeez. And very nice it was too.