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by **Diflower** » 13 Feb 2014, 20:42

If I'd been deprived of lovely cheddar I bet I'd do that too

When I still lived at home Mum would be in despair, she'd go to the fridge to slice cheese for sandwiches and always find it was strangely multi-angled - and rather small. Dad and I would both regularly go and chop off a corner

If you wanted to restrain yourself you could cut it into smaller blocks and freeze them

by **Ally** » 13 Feb 2014, 20:51

Diflower wrote:If I'd been deprived of lovely cheddar I bet I'd do that too

When I still lived at home Mum would be in despair, she'd go to the fridge to slice cheese for sandwiches and always find it was strangely multi-angled - and rather small. Dad and I would both regularly go and chop off a corner

If you wanted to restrain yourself you could cut it into smaller blocks and freeze them

Oh God Di - I'm fessing up here!

I did chop some up and freeze it (as advised by my mum who has witnessed first hand my cheese fetish) - but my craving was so bad I ended up eating half frozen cheese! :oops:

I should weigh about 20 stone the amount I've eaten today! :oops:

by **Diflower** » 13 Feb 2014, 20:54

Why am I not surprised?!

You could grate some, to save for toppings - or had you done that?

by **Kaz** » 13 Feb 2014, 21:10

Grated defrosts more quickly - or so I am led to believe :oops:

by **Ally** » 13 Feb 2014, 21:10

Diflower wrote::lol: Why am I not surprised?!

You could grate some, to save for toppings - or had you done that?

That's even worse. :lol:

There is never any left to eat as I eat it as I'm grating. :oops:

by **debih** » 13 Feb 2014, 22:42

The answer is to buy more cheese.

Then when you've scoffed a whole block just replace it with another and kid yourself you have had none!

I am missing cheese big style on my diet. I have found it easier to avoid it completely than to stick to tiny portions.

I have a Camembert and a bottle of prose co in the fridge. It is my treat when I lose this first stone.

Defeats the object slightly but I don't care. Baked Camembert, chunky bread and cold proseecco, come on weight, get shifting!!

by **Osc** » 13 Feb 2014, 23:22

If I ate that much cheese, my stomach would be seriously upset and I would have the mother and father of a headache :shock:

by **Ally** » 14 Feb 2014, 07:48

Osc wrote:If I ate that much cheese, my stomach would be seriously upset and I would have the mother and father of a headache

I woke this morning and was very glad to see my lovely Don lying in bed next to me - I had the oddest dream in which he was being chased by leather clad spies who were trying to murder him with extra long steel envelope openers and Don kept calling out for me to help him and get the motorbike revved up! - a dream which I'm convinced was cheese fest induced. :shock: