miasmum wrote:well don't leave it like that Jo, so what did you do???????
miasmum wrote:I don't understand any of that WM, I can't tell my left from my right anyway. So I have no idea how to set a table and if one person is right you can bet the person opposite isn't
Workingman wrote:Please don't be hard on us southpaws. It is hard for us living in mirror-image world.
Take knives, knives. Modern knives are edged so that a fine slice falls away from the blade in poetic motion. NOT FOR US! For us the knife slips off, skids across the worktop, scratching it, and ends up stuck 'tween the top and the edge of the sink. So, we make adjustments to the angle of attack, but the knife knows this and makes us cut off big chunks when the recipe clearly states "thin" slices.
Then there are swing doors in corridors. It does not matter where we are in the world the right-hand door is the one that always swings away: always. The result for US is stubbed toes, dislocated wrists and bloody noses., because we always go for OUR option.
And don't mention restaurants: DON'T!. There should be huge fines for them laying out tables with the cutlery, cups and glasses in the wrong places.
But before I go I must mention our heroes... those, obvious, left-handers who invented velcro and slip-on shoes. Well done peeps! You right-handers have no idea how much they mean to us, or how confusing and psychologically damaging it is for us southpaw toddlers to be taught how to tie up shoelaces by people WHO HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE WHAT THEY ARE DOING!!!
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