This is the same lovely neighbour who, when we'd not been living here too long, was talking to Don about her pear tree and Don was telling her we had a pear tree in our garden and that it had produced a huge amounts of pears.
Don then went on to ask our neighbour if she'd had alot of perros from her tree.
Cue neighbour looking at Don most oddly: he'd accidentally asked her how many dogs she had on her tree!!
Pera = pear
Perro = dog.
