I am most discombobulated!!

[Kaz]

Paranoid!!!!! At least his wife had the good grace to be embarrassed! Poor woman, married to that eejit

[Kaz]

I'm trying to work out how anyone can look Spanish from the back??? Especially when you are fair haired..................... Was it the castanets and flamenco costume that confused him Ally?

[miasmum]

No it was the bull she had on a lead, as opposed to the bull coming out of his mouth

[Ally]

I'm trying to work out how anyone can look Spanish from the back??? Especially when you are fair haired..................... Was it the castanets and flamenco costume that confused him Ally?

I've just had my mum in roars of laughter on the phone at this.

Well I knew he was a Brit cos he had socks and sandals on.

Maybe it was my España tattoo that's on the back of my neck.

[Aggers]

Alli - you should have said, 'Yes, I am Spanish but I can understand and speak English
very well, as many of us Spaniards can'. I wonder what he would have said then????

What a prat.

[Ally]

Alli - you should have said, 'Yes, I am Spanish but I can understand and speak English
very well, as many of us Spaniards can'. I wonder what he would have said then????

What a prat.

[Kaz]

[debih]

I hope you told him he looked like a pillock from the back.

And the front.

Pillock!

[Kaz]

[tonicha]

O h we get them here too

Gits - all of 'em.

My Portuguese is not good, but I understand far more than I speak and when I hear the tourists almost shouting they want a pot of tea and not yer green stuff or a large beer, y'know, in a big glass - I cringe, as I can understand what the locals are saying

But we normally roll our eyes and they smile at us.

And what I hear in the chemist is beyond belief