CHRISTMAS PLAY CHARACTERS...UPDATED

[tonicha]

miss, pretty please, can I be the sidekick? - and I'll wrap tinsel around the walking stick, with a star on top, so I can sidekick with that too

And I'll supply more sand although it may be a trifle damp

[debih]

Ahem. No one - I say no one - has asked me if Johnny can be released from my pantry to take part in this play.

Therefore, unless I play the Princess and get up very close and very, very personal to said Mr Depp then he will be remaining firmly chained to my freezer and you will be finding yourself a new leading man.

So there.

[debih]

Oh - and if the good man is released from my pantry then I can provide the rope that is currently attaching him to my freezer.

[Ally]

[Fugitive]

Is the Back-End of the camel a sitting down role?

[Ally]

Is the Back-End of the camel a sitting down role?

*Splutters tea over laptop*

[Fugitive]

Is the Back-End of the camel a sitting down role?

*Splutters tea over laptop*

I'd feel safer if it was That's how you think when you've heard as many Camel Jokes as I have

[louise]

Please miss, I would like to be a Belly Dancer as I have the most gorgeous belly, bum and hips!!

[elusivelaine]

I will be the front of the camel, and I promise not to eat any beans before the play onaconna the person at the back end won't be happy with me if I do......

[saundra]

can i be an usherette please
iv got a rubber torch i can shine
and sell ice cream and drinks at the interval
(alcohollic ones )