Morning daaarlings Here is the list of characters for our little festive play! You will see that the prince is not in that list, that is because I have a famous actor just begging me for that role. Mr Johnny Depp will be stepping into that role. Hope no one minds
Cast:
Princess DEBIH
Handmaiden 1 ALLY
Handmaiden 2 FUDGIE
Wizard WORKINGMAN
Sidekick AGGERS
Thief MIASMUM
Front of camel ELAINE
Back of camel FUGI
Stranger in paradise (female) LISSIE
Snake charmer KAZ
Genie CRUISER
Feefwivfez TON
Sand dancer SUFF
Guard to harem CROMWELL
Dancer with 7 veils JOm
Belly dancers LOU OSC WEKA RODO JEN
Wives in harem KATE GAL DI NANNA
Usherette with rubber torch SAUNDRA
Please put your hand up, bounce up and down in your seat and shout, 'Miss! Miss!Me Miss! Then give me your reasons why you could play that part. The director (that's me) will have the final say, so no flouncing or tears please.
I will be out for much of the day, so please fight among yourselves until I get back
Oh, please could you search your homes for various useful props. We need the following:
A flying carpet (essential)
Sand (lots)
7 veils
a long rope
a loom for making a carpet
A panto camel costume
Wine gums (assorted)
Silk cushions
A snake, basket and pipe
Loz