We were sat at the coffee earlier, when this bloke was walking around, asking for donations to a charity. He was watched by us all, as he went to all the restaurants and coffee's.
He got to us and asked if we would like to donate (in Portuguese). Our dafty friends said that we don't Portuguese
so he asked if we speak English. Before we could answer, they said that we only speak German or Dutch
and the poor man didn't speak either, so off he went.