Coleshill, per a DM report today, is apparently the Viagra capital of the England.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... untry.html
It's about 6 miles from us, and it's where Master O tends to do his evening pub socialising.
So of course, I was pulling his leg about it .... and Master O was getting a bit heated.
Ostrich to Mrs O: "So it's obvious our Master O has got problems, Mother ......"
Mrs O to Master O: (totally oblivious to the innuendo) "Just don't rise to it ......."