The C word - not that one, though ..

[JoM]

LOL good thinking Di! Very good thinking!

Someone has had a real feast today. Not only has that bar disappeared but there was a pack of chocolate biscuits in the fridge which John opened and took two out of late last night and by this evening there were only six biscuits left in there. Again, my money's on Tom as he's been downstairs for most of the day whereas Joe's been on the middle and top floors playing on his X Box with Evan from across the road or watching TV and I've been tatting around on those two floors so I'd have noticed if he'd been downstairs for biscuits.
Oh to be 6ft tall and skinny!

[Diflower]

Lol Jo, sometimes Bb gets the late night munchies. I don't eat biscuits very often but once in a while I might fancy one and go to the tin only to find half a digestive
It's better really if I eat them regularly, then I know the stock levels

[Kaz]

Biscuits last no time at all in this house. I love them but try not to eat them very often - but when I do go to the biscuit barrel it's usually just crumbs Yesterday I bought a multi-pack with four different types of biscuits in for everyone, and a pack of WW chocolate digestives which are supposedly 'mine' - bet they're all gone by the weekend

Di, that's good thinking

[cromwell]

I have been informed that I must no longer buy chocolate; there must be no more in the house.
"What, not even when you get me by the shirt front and shake me like a terrier shakes a rat, demanding to know where I have hidden it?" says I?
"Yes" says she, firmly.
We will see!

[Kaz]

Oh Cromwell, you do realise you're on a hiding to nothing there...............

[JoM]

Good luck with that one Cromwell

[TheOstrich]

Cromwell, that made me ROFL ....

Mrs O gave Master O a bar of chocolate for his birthday in July. It has long since disappeared, unopened, into the deep morass of paper, coins, fag packets, payslips, tissues, etc etc on the top of Master O's cupboard (he is an inveterate hoarder) - but I suspect Mrs O knows precisely where it is, and one evening, when she has adjudged he has totally forgotten about it, there will be a lightning swoop .......

[JoM]

What a woman!!

[Kaz]