Vocal Voices

by **Ally** » 26 Aug 2013, 13:05

What would you do if...

...you dropped a whole opened packet of bacon and every single slice seemed to take delight in getting to know the floor tiles intimately?

a) Put the lot in the bin

b) Rinse the rashers, pat them dry and start whistling a merry tune and pretend it never happened.

:lol:

by **Diflower** » 26 Aug 2013, 13:11

You don't really need to ask me do you :lol:

by **Ally** » 26 Aug 2013, 13:13

Diflower wrote:You don't really need to ask me do you

I think I done what you'd do. :lol:

*whistling a merry tune* :lol:

by **Ally** » 26 Aug 2013, 13:19

This just reminded me.

We'd only been living in Spain about 2 weeks and I'd bought a chicken from Mercadona as you do.

Unwrapped the chicken and its freaking neck plopped out from whence it had been tucked in, swung down and touched me on the hand. :shock:

I got such a fright I shrieked, threw the chicken right up into the air and it dive bombed with a thunk onto the floor.

I peeped into the lounge..none of my lot had heard a thing..put my rubber gloves on, picked the chicken up, rinsed it, dried it and bunged it in the oven.

The family were halfway through their dinner before they noticed I was only having a cheese sandwich! :lol:

by **Kaz** » 26 Aug 2013, 13:21

Ally

I think you know my answer too - especially as I don't eat bacon! :twisted:

by **Workingman** » 26 Aug 2013, 13:39

I'd cut out the middle man and go straight to the pan.... I can't whistle. :roll:

I mean the heat of the pan will kill any bugs..... won't it? Surely it will. Has to. :-P

Well, that's my theory and I'm sticking to it. 8-)

by **Ally** » 26 Aug 2013, 13:55

Workingman wrote:I'd cut out the middle man and go straight to the pan.... I can't whistle.

I mean the heat of the pan will kill any bugs..... won't it? Surely it will. Has to.

Well, that's my theory and I'm sticking to it.

I'd mopped the floors this morning too..that sealed the deal.