We've tried pants that go from waist to knees, thongs, g-strings and even went commando to avoid the dreaded line but now the solution is here:
Ladies, I give you the c/g/v string *fanfare*
You look puzzled and wonder how it fits-well wonder no more;
Now you know what to ask your beloved for for Christmas-just make sure the dog or the kids don't get a hold of it whilst you have festive visitors!!!
