........ with a kipper!
In fact, let's do it. Line up: Tallest on the right, shortest on the left.
Why sir, why?
I'll tell you bl**dy why Thorganby.
Yesterday my Sony Experia Miro smatrphone arrived...... and it's bloody right handed: that's why.
To send it to sleep the button is at the top left corner. You lot only have to stretch a finger. I have to juggle the damned thing in my hand, or use two hands, or drop it!
To get it to wake up not only do I have a fight with the button I also have to push the icon over the lock and my thumb isn't long enough, all you rightful ones have to do is pull it - done.
And if I want to increase or decrease the call volume I have to use a finger in an odd way, whereas you so-an'-sos have the switch right where your thumb is.
Now, line up and take it like us lefties have always had to do.