The Random Thread

[Kaz]

Never mind teenage boys - why can I not convince an intelligent 53 year old man that the lovely aftershaves and sprays I buy him are better than Lynx? If we are going anywhere decent together I have to stand over him and make sure he uses the 'correct' toiletries after his shower

He has no sense of smell, in his defence - too many broken nose injuries on the rugby pitch

[JoM]

Ally that I can well believe!!

Oh no Kaz!!!

[Ally]

Guess you‘ll be standing over him when he‘s getting ready for the jollity.

[Kaz]

Primed with the good stuff for the minute he gets out of the shower - primed and ready to pounce and squirt..........

[Diflower]

Can't you develop an allergy Kaz

[Kaz]

I never thought of that................... Not devious enough obviously

[Ally]

Can't you develop an allergy Kaz

Sneeze..achoo..cough cough..runny nose..itchy eyes.

Lynxitis.

[Kaz]

That could go in the same category as Brut-itis and OldSpiceaphobia

[Diflower]

:lol: I never thought of that................... Not devious enough obviously

I only thought of it because you do have allergies, blimey, I should have made that one up 3 or 4 years ago

[Kaz]