Grumpy has been wearing the same cut-offs for the last few days. Although I suggested I wash them and iron them quickly ( things dry in about half an hour at the mo ) he declined typical male
So this morning, I grabbed 'em - shoved 'em in the machine, having checked the pockets for hankies, bits of sand paper , pencils and other stuff. (normal for a carpenter, apparently
Went up to get them in earlier and oooohh, what's this?
the blasted car key
It is now a very clean car key - and was also a very hot car key
He'd shoved it into one of those silly side pockets that I didn't even realise he had
Fortunately, the remote doesn't always work - well, it certainly won't now
Oh whooops indeed Ton - I take it you haven't tried it yet? Hmmm, no, probably you've nonchalantly dropped it back in the thingy in the hall where the car key 'always goes' and so then can act completely innocent when it doesn't work