The Jeremy Forrest sentence

[Workingman]

There'll be a book, a film, commemorative mugs and tea towels.

Sky will buy rights to televise the wedding and the DM will print a special edition.

A a nutter from the Chavsbourne estate will shout "Peado" as the happy couple pose for post wedding pictures for 'Hello' and be arrested for a "hate" crime.

On the BBC's Question Time David Dimbleby will ask David Sherborne, QC, whether it is right for Forrest to sue his trial judge for calling him a paedophile.

A Palace spokesbod confirms that Will and Kate are to call the baby Megan - because it is a nice name.

[KateLMead]

All the publicity about this fellow and his girlfriend appears to be a bit late when staff knew what was going on and ignored it..
Also the latest decision has been made that paedophiles are going to be allowed to continue working in schools.. I swear we are being governed an all major departments by a bunch of bloody lunatics!!