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Postby miasmum » 17 Jun 2013, 20:24

On Saturday when we had to go to Gynae Emergency Clinic, I sent Tim in to get the directions as you have to go through A&E and no way am I hanging around in A&E on a Saturday at 11.30pm. So he goes in and they send him back out with a wheelchair for me. So I have to sit in this wheelchair, he wheels me in, stands at reception to book me in. He is facing forwards and I am facing backwards behind him looking into the waiting room. He parked me right next to a woman, slumped in a wheelchair looked drunk as a skunk. Well no way was I sitting near her, so I hopped out the chair and legged it into the corridor and stood peering through the doorway. He finishes giving my details, turns round, looks down and the chair is empty. His face was picture, he looks up and says "where's she gone" it was such a Little Britain moment.
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Re: This was funny

Postby Kaz » 17 Jun 2013, 20:29

Emergency clinic???? What have I missed................ :?

Glad you are ok now though xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Re: This was funny

Postby miasmum » 17 Jun 2013, 20:32

Maybe I didn't mention it, but it was Saturday night and they checked me over and discharged me. They wanted me to go down because what I described could have been a perforated uterus
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Re: This was funny

Postby Kaz » 17 Jun 2013, 20:35

Oh blimey - no I don't think you did! At least they were thorough and checked you out. You've had a really traumatic week Shell - you deserve the really good one coming your way! :D :D 8-)
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Re: This was funny

Postby meriad » 17 Jun 2013, 21:16

Heck Shell, what a worry but so glad all turned out OK.

and I think I too would have legged it to the corridor to be honest :D
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Re: This was funny

Postby Weka » 18 Jun 2013, 07:25

Oh goodness Shell! Are you ok now?

I can just picture it. "Yeah, I know"
Everything happens for a reason
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Re: This was funny

Postby pederito1 » 18 Jun 2013, 07:34

Gosh that must have been a worry for you and at such a time too for going to the clinic. Afraid you must expect some pain for quite a while. xx
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Re: This was funny

Postby miasmum » 18 Jun 2013, 08:05

Pains all gone now Ped
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Re: This was funny

Postby tonicha » 18 Jun 2013, 08:43

Have a huge hug hug from me xxxx

Just because xx
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Re: This was funny

Postby miasmum » 18 Jun 2013, 09:19

Aw thanks Ton, I loves the occasional hug xxxx
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