Shell, it's not an opinion, it's a fact.
Take off the trivets, take off the burner lids, take off the burners, then throw the lot into the sink with scolding hot water, caustic soda and wash-up liquid. Then get scraping and scratching with the Brillo pad.... and then put it all back together.
Or you can do: "Flash! Speed wipe. Cleans up the impossible".
OK, I can't hit the high notes, but you get the idea.