Putting a jacket or coat on.

[TheOstrich]

Try putting on a string vest. Whichever way you do it, there's only a one in three chance your head will end up in the right hole ....

[meriad]

Try putting on a string vest. Whichever way you do it, there's only a one in three chance your head will end up in the right hole ....

and that is why no one should ever wear a string vest - ever!!!!!

[Kaz]

[Workingman]

Try putting on a string vest. Whichever way you do it, there's only a one in three chance your head will end up in the right hole ....

I can concur.

During RAF exercises, when wearing NBC suits, we had to wear string vests under the NBC kit. Not only was the head and hole problem active, there were also the trapped fingers and thumbs in places they were never meant to be.

We only had minutes to be fully covered, watched by monitors laughing their heads off as we wandered about like trapped animals in a hunters' net.

[cruiser2]

I put my left arm in first, then pull the jacket or cardigan round and put the right arm in. Can't remember doing any other way.