Another Load of Cobblers ....

For the chaps here

Re: Another Load of Cobblers ....

Postby JoM » 13 Mar 2022, 19:35

LOL Frank, it’s the same at concerts though too, people recording and watching through the phone screens. Just enjoy the moment.

Oh, and the uneaten tray of chips was there on the front row again :lol:

We ordered a couple of the meal deals when we got there. I asked for two balti pies, two Dairy Milks and two teas. What we got was two Dairy Milks, two coffees and two bottles of Carling. It took some explaining, we both tried, to get across that we wanted pies and not beer, and after that we didn’t bother trying to get the coffees changed for tea :lol:
Image
User avatar
JoM
 
Posts: 17709
Joined: 25 Nov 2012, 23:06

Re: Another Load of Cobblers ....

Postby TheOstrich » 13 Mar 2022, 19:50

It's quite extraordinary, those Asian tourists watching the game through their tablets or whatever. :shock:
Glad to hear Joe's surviving his marathon travels.

I did have the £1 chips, despite the diet - they were serving a sit-down St Patrick's Day themed meal in the club-house so the kitchen was stretched.
I'd hoped they'd have had a batch ready done in the frier, my mistake, so I ended up waiting 10 minutes for them to be cooked.

On a more sombre note, I'm sure you'll all be saddened to hear that Mr. Lee has announced that he's retiring some time this summer. :cry:
He says he's selling the business on, but I doubt we'll get anything like such good quality cod 'n chips in future. The town's FB page is in mourning ......
There's the Ocean chip shop, but it's run by Middle Eastern folk and a bit iffy, and another one in the town centre but it's not easy to park there.
User avatar
TheOstrich
 
Posts: 7581
Joined: 29 Nov 2012, 20:18
Location: North Dorset

Re: Another Load of Cobblers ....

Postby TheOstrich » 20 Mar 2022, 17:28

Monday, and a trip out to the garden centre, as Mrs O fancies some aubrietia plants …..

“How many shall we get?” :D
“I don’t know,” I replied, “how many do you want?”
“What about half a dozen?”
“I was thinking four …” (I’d seen the price :shock: )
“I was thinking six.”
“Let’s compromise and say five!” :lol:
“That’s just plain silly! :roll: Well, we’ll have it your way and say four.”
“OK, so, you go and choose which variety you want,” I responded.
“I fancy the purple. Or should it be the blue. What would you choose?”
“Well, it’s your choice, you know, have whatever you like.” :)
You choose.”
“I’m not flippin’ choosing, they’re your aubrietia. I’d only get it wrong.” :?
“Don’t be like that. I’ll choose two and you choose two.”
“OK, if you insist,” I said, dubiously.
“Right,” says Mrs O, “I’ll choose two purple ones!” :D
“OK,” says I, “I’ll choose two of that variegated leaf variety, then.”
Dead silence. Then:
“Perrrrsonally … I wouldn’t have chosen those …” :twisted:

Saturday, and the Ostrich’s second only visit to Castle Cary Cricket Club, which is also the home of the town’s soccer team. The ground is situated off Catherine’s Close behind the town centre; by car, though, it’s best approached from the traffic lights on the A371 in neighbouring Ansford, because driving through the narrow town streets in Cary can be a nightmare, especially if you’re caught behind a bus or a lorry. There is a one-way system round the town, but on-street parking still makes for congestion. :|

There’s adequate parking inside the Cricket Club’s grounds, mainly on grass, and there’s also a free public car park just beyond the cricket club entrance. Somerset do seem to encourage local communities to offer free parking (which is funded by the town centre businesses) and that does make shopping there more attractive. Dorset Council, in contrast, are hiking up all their parking charges from the 1st April in order to rook any holidaymakers venturing down to the Jurassic Coast. :evil:

From that Catherine’s Close car park, there’s a nifty footpath down to the town which brings you out on Bailey Hill and the main shopping street – a decent chippie is located at the bottom end of the latter, but I’m still in crash diet mode, so no visit today :( . There is also an excellent independent bookshop to browse around, and I picked up a couple of paperbacks.

Back to the ground, and the football pitch is the other side of the cricket square from the smallish Sports Pavilion / changing rooms building, which supports on its front what I assumed is a cricket scoreboard - but it was firmly roller-shuttered closed, presumably against vandalism. The soccer pitch is roped on all 4 sides, with a footpath linking Cary and Ansford running immediately down one side behind the dugouts; this is the only hard-standing available and is constantly busy with passing shoppers, dog walkers, kids on bikes, etc., so any attendance figures need to be taken with a pinch of salt! ;) The pitch has a noticeable slope from the half-way line down to far goal; it is definitely a pitch of two halves :lol: . The elevated location gives long-distance views across to Glastonbury Tor and the Mendip Hills TV transmitter.

Today’s visitors, Ashton & Backwell United Ressies, hail from Backwell, a large village / small town situated between Weston-super-Mare and Bristol Airport. Their first team are Big Cheeses; they play in the Western League Premier 8-) .

This game pitted 1st vs 3rd in the table, and in consequence, with much to play for, it turned out to be a pretty scrappy affair :| . Not much skill on display, and rather too much hoof-ball throughout, not helped by a strong cross-wind and a bobbly, uneven surface. Cary, going downhill, spurned a glorious chance in the first minute when a player, through the defence and 1 on 1 with the goalie, to the horror of the home bench elected to pass the ball sideways to a totally non-existent teammate! :mrgreen: After that initial glip, the Ashton defence set about man-marking the Cary front line out of the game, with a fair bit of success, whilst at the other end, Ashton’s goal attempts were invariably high, wide, or both. Just when it looked like being a goalless first half, C.11 by sheer persistence got round the back of the Ashton defence and hammered the ball across the goalmouth and C.10 was able to ram it home. 1-0 at the interval.

Cary then threw away their advantage. On 61m, their keeper and a couple of defenders started tiddling around with the ball in the penalty area, got themselves under pressure, and finally cleared the ball upfield with no real conviction and only as far as A.11 - who promptly lobbed the keeper from 25 yards :lol: . The game then got increasingly ill-tempered :evil: and the tackling, which had always been a bit tasty, much wilder, culminating just before the end in mass handbags with a home player receiving a deserved straight red for the foul that sparked off the melee.

Let’s just say not the best of games today …..

19/03/22 – Uhlsport Somerset County League Division 2 (Step 9)
Castle Cary 1 Ashton & Backwell United Reserves 1
Admission: free
Refreshments: a small bar was open in the Sports Pavilion, but there was no evidence of food or hot drinks available. So, as mentioned, I wandered down into the town and from the Co-Op bought a British Chicken and Duck Sushi Selection with soy sauce in one of those dinky little fish-shaped squeezy for £3 (250 kcals) :D . T’was alright if you like that sort of thing, I guess ….
Attendance: 17 initiall,y but another 15 turned up halfway through the first half – this was the Cary Reserves team, their Yeovil & District League game having been abandoned for reasons not known. :?
User avatar
TheOstrich
 
Posts: 7581
Joined: 29 Nov 2012, 20:18
Location: North Dorset

Re: Another Load of Cobblers ....

Postby Workingman » 20 Mar 2022, 19:02

Ah yes, garden centres and 'conversations' with her indoors...

So what would you choose?
Those green ones.
Green ones? They are yellow!
They're green.
They are now, but when they flower they will be yellow.

And what's a "glip"? Is it a cross between a glitch and a blip? :? :? :?

I always thought sushi was rice and raw fish. Never fancied it myself.
User avatar
Workingman
 
Posts: 21743
Joined: 26 Nov 2012, 15:20

Re: Another Load of Cobblers ....

Postby Ally » 20 Mar 2022, 19:45

:lol: re garden centre. :lol:

Fab read Ossie!

I first ate sushi in 1990 in London.

Never wanted to try it again and don't think I ever will. :lol:

But Jacob, Conor, Lani and Don love it.

Guess that leaves Craig and myself non sushi fans. :lol:
Image
User avatar
Ally
Site Admin
 
Posts: 16675
Joined: 25 Nov 2012, 22:42
Location: Andalucia

Re: Another Load of Cobblers ....

Postby Kaz » 20 Mar 2022, 20:06

Another fun read Ossie :lol:

Sushi - bleurgh! :mrgreen:
User avatar
Kaz
 
Posts: 43346
Joined: 25 Nov 2012, 21:02
Location: Gloucester

Re: Another Load of Cobblers ....

Postby cromwell » 21 Mar 2022, 12:18

No to Sushi.
Great read Os.
We've all been there. Asked to make a choice by the other half, make the choice and then... a looooong silence as she wonders how best to express her reservations?
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored" - Aldous Huxley
cromwell
 
Posts: 9157
Joined: 26 Nov 2012, 12:46
Location: Wakefield, West Yorkshire.

Re: Another Load of Cobblers ....

Postby miasmum » 21 Mar 2022, 16:18

That made me laugh Ossie. Tim points to things at a garden centre and says, are they weeds? Errr no thats why they are for sale and then I realise thats why I no longer have any of pointed to plants in the garden, he thought they were weeds.

That was not my favourite refreshment blog I have to admit
User avatar
miasmum
 
Posts: 8456
Joined: 25 Nov 2012, 23:03

Re: Another Load of Cobblers ....

Postby TheOstrich » 21 Mar 2022, 18:53

Agreed, MM, not my most favourite snack, but your average packet of sandwiches is 300-350 calories and I'm in a race against time to lose another 3/4 stone before the upcoming medication review ..... :)

It's the black stuff they wrap the sushi in - I thought it was fish skin, but looking at the ingredients on the back, I believe it was some type of seaweed. :?

We've potted up the aubretia in troughs quite successfully, with the only contretemps being about where to position the troughs! :cute:
User avatar
TheOstrich
 
Posts: 7581
Joined: 29 Nov 2012, 20:18
Location: North Dorset

Re: Another Load of Cobblers ....

Postby miasmum » 21 Mar 2022, 18:56

I actually think that sounds preferable to fish skin if I am honest
User avatar
miasmum
 
Posts: 8456
Joined: 25 Nov 2012, 23:03

PreviousNext

Return to The Shed

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 7 guests

cron