Back in 2020, the Ostrich, eyes rolling at special offers and BOGOFs, acquired an exceedingly large tub of Storm margarine from Iceland

Seriously out of date - 21/06/21 to be precise.
So waste not, want not, Mrs O and I decided to bake a cake. A semi-rich fruit cake.

Mrs O dug out an ancient recipe book published in the 1970's or some-such by Stork themselves, and we found we had all the ingredients we needed.
This afternoon, we duly set to, and by 3:30 we had a lovely 8" fruit cake cooling on the tray.

We've just discovered a problem, though.

We haven't got a cake tin big enough to house it.

So, the kettle's on, and if you can possibly make it over to the Nest, a cuppa and a gert big slice awaits you.
But you'd better make it in the next half hour or so, because there's an Ostrich skulking outside the kitchen door looking exceedingly shifty ....
