Another Load of Cobblers ....

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Re: Another Load of Cobblers ....

Postby Workingman » 14 Sep 2021, 23:18

Oh please - there’s tennis courts.

It's plural, 'there are' tennis courts - there's a deer, there are some cows. Got it?

As for the Chinese .Do your own: get a few spices, chop a few veggies, thinly slice some meat and go for it. Prawn crackers are pennies per tonne if you get them 'raw' and spring rolls are just wraps of sliced and flavoured veg / meat. Egg fried rice.... is rice with eggs cooked in, and with some veg. Simples, and ever so cheap.

£20.20 a meal of pork, gingered beef and bamboo shoots, you are having me on. No Tyke would pay that price.

Apart from that pedantic critique a decent report once more. Keep them coming... ;)
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Re: Another Load of Cobblers ....

Postby JoM » 17 Sep 2021, 16:11

Have you still got four unopened packets of biscuits? I’m thinking probably not :D

Shame about the car expense. We’ve just had the expense of Joe’s insurance. Not too bad at £692 I suppose (his renewal quote from Admiral was £1024 which was higher than he paid last year - no claims have been made - so we didn’t even bother to negotiate a price with them and told them we were going elsewhere). Rather than him pay in installments to the insurers and pay extra for the privilege we’ve paid in full for him and he pays us back monthly. He’s had an expensive time with a repair being needed and two new tyres in the last month.

Still, his little Corsa took us a nice scenic drive around the country lanes of North Staffs and Cheshire last Saturday due to delays on the M6. The game itself was VERY noisy. I lost my voice :lol:
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Re: Another Load of Cobblers ....

Postby TheOstrich » 17 Sep 2021, 18:37

JoM wrote:Have you still got four unopened packets of biscuits? I’m thinking probably not :D


:oops:

Glad you enjoyed your victory, Jo. There was some muttering before the Potterne vs Seend United a fortnight back that the away side had brought in a couple of "ringers", but I didn't actually spot Ronaldo out there ..... :mrgreen:

Yes I know, the Chinese was expensive, Frank, but my fault for over-ordering. Anyway, Saturday is designated "Cook's Day Off" in this household, and why not? One can't expect Mrs O to be slaving away 24/7 at the chuckwagon. 24/6, however ....... :P :D

Yes, Adge Cutler was a Nailsea resident, Crommers, per Wiki. Interestingly, a notable current resident of Timsbury is said to be the actor Anthony Head - the Gold Blend man and Giles from "Buffy".
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Re: Another Load of Cobblers ....

Postby cruiser2 » 18 Sep 2021, 07:02

When I got another car the insurance increased. Changed companies as my existing insurer would not lower their quote.

I shop around at every renewal for all the insurance I need.
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Re: Another Load of Cobblers ....

Postby TheOstrich » 19 Sep 2021, 14:07

Having to stay local as Master O was due to arrive from Sussex for a 3 day furlough, a leisurely trip out to Moor Lane, Wincanton via the backroads yesterday, giving me an early opportunity to indulge in that rustic autumn Daarzet custom of pheasant-dodging. :mrgreen: It finished 2-0 to me, both incoming kamikazes successfully avoided. 8-)

It’s a couple of years since I last visited the Wincanton Sports complex, and one noticeable improvement is that the large carpark has been re-gravelled to get rid of the numerous gawd-awful potholes. Entrance to the football ground has also altered – you now go in through the doors of the main building, the Maddocks Pavilion, rather than through the gate and up the pathway at the side of it; the soccer club’s paystation is now in the side foyer of the pavilion, reached via the bar area, from which you can then access the pitch. Before I went in, however, I wandered a bit further into the multi-sport campus to have a look at (the newly resurrected) Wincanton RFC team pitch; the club now play here rather than up at the secondary school in Dancing Lane. Well, it’s a pitch, nicely mown, with extremely tall goal posts, and that’s it. :)

The football pitch hasn’t changed much (despite various arson attempts over the last year or so :? ) – it’s still a bit ramshackle, the stand still has bucket seats with no backs, and the Scary Generator is still there in the corner :lol: . Before the game, the opposition were complaining about a large hole in one of the nets and it took some time to fix it. Even then, the linesman took a very careful, suspicious look at it. I noticed that the linesman, a young lad, was one Spencer Chinnook, and the other (senior) linesman was Mark Chinnook, whom I’ve seen at numerous games over the years both in the middle and on the line. It’s such an unusual name, presumably father and son! Wincanton Town themselves have re-invented themselves yet again :roll: , calling themselves the Wasps this season (previously variously a.k.a. the Yellow and Blacks, the Black and Yellows, and the Winkies), and the bar in the pavilion is branded the “Wasps Nest”.

The opposition team were, fortuitously, the last of the newcomers I’ve set out to see this season in the Western League Division 1. They’re from Hanham, a suburb of Bristol, and by all accounts a thriving community club with over 500 kids “on the books”. A history lesson - they are called “AEK Boco FC”, and were founded in 2003 by the merger of two junior clubs in the area. One of the junior clubs, formed in 1978 by a director of Bristol City FC as it happens, was Boco Juniors FC, named after the 1978 Argentinian champions. The other club, AEK Rangers FC, were formed in 1977 by a group of lads working locally in Fishponds, one of whom had just been on holiday to Greece (AEK Athens FC are one of the country’s top clubs) and who was by descent Scottish (hence Rangers!) :lol: .

Anyway, Wincanton started 17th in the league with newcomers Boco 2nd, and initially it looked like the visitors’ game play was merely to contain Wincanton as far as possible, but that fell apart on 12m when Williams lofted one over the keeper from a wide angle. Boco’s Nathan Hall unfortunately deflected a direct free kick past his own keeper on 22m and Cole made it 3-0 on 32m with a simple tap-in at the far post.

There was a strange period of play straight after half-time in which it seemed that Wincanton had completely lost the plot. They allowed Boco to pull a goal back on 47m with a close range effort and Boco then proceeded to dictate matters for the next 20 minutes or so. Wincanton managed to keep them out, and I thought the game would gradually wind down to a 3-1 home victory, but a far-post header from Chapman (77m) and a 15-yard drive across the keeper by Williams (84m) made the score a rather flattering 5-1 at the end. A deserved win, nevertheless, for the Wasps.

18/09/21 – Western League Division 1
Wincanton Town 5 AEK Boco 1
Admission: £4 concession (£6 otherwise)
Programme: £1 28pp non-glossy, but absolutely does the business, and includes some good action photos.
Teams: Flipboard by the paystation in the Maddocks Pavillion, no announcements, probably because they’ve never had a working tannoy ……. :)
Refreshments: Canadian Ham flavoured crinkle-cut crisps, 80p from the bar. What distinguishes Canadian Ham from any other Ham, I wonder :?: Is it a marinade of maple syrup? Or possibly a whiff of polar bear pee? :mrgreen: Our Yorkshire readers should know; after all, this was a packet of Seabrook’s Crisps and they seem to come from here:
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.79637 ... 384!8i8192
Attendance: 69, with lots of (thankfully well-behaved) yoofs in attendance

Three final points:

(a) On the way down there, I stopped off at a local pub/restaurant (no names, no packdrill, after all, this isn’t Tripadvisor) and popped in to see if I could purchase a scotch egg or a pork pie or something, as I remembered they used to have them out on the counter. Got to the bar and there was a lady (manageress?) behind it, writing out some sheet or other. I was studiously ignored, and she didn’t look like the sort of person you’d want to interrupt. After a couple of minutes, another lady came out from the back and the two started talking, discussing cutlery, I think, and then walked off. Again, I was ignored.
So I simply walked out :evil: . Their loss.

(b) At the ground, I declined to purchase a raffle ticket. The bloke behind me won a bottle of wine …… :o

(c) Mrs O and I have this week completed a full 5 years as residents of our town. I have read the small print - and we are both now entitled to a funeral plot in the town cemetery! :cute: :mrgreen:
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Re: Another Load of Cobblers ....

Postby miasmum » 19 Sep 2021, 19:31

You do realise Scotch Egg last year was a substantial meal, I dread to think how much that would have cost you Ossie

How does a football pitch get attacked by arsonists? Do they burn the grass?

Anyway in other news Ipswich finally managed to win yesterday........hallelujah :Hi:
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Re: Another Load of Cobblers ....

Postby TheOstrich » 19 Sep 2021, 21:30

miasmum wrote: How does a football pitch get attacked by arsonists? Do they burn the grass?


Usually damage it by doing wheelies over the pitch, but in Wincanton's case, it was by vandalising the stand and setting fire to the Scary Generator (although in fairness that's more than likely to catch fire of its own accord) :lol:
They're lucky they got away without being electrocuted ....

At Mickleover FC (Derbyshire) they actually stole the pitch! :shock: A truck turned up late one night and removed £30K's worth of artificial turf they were just about to lay .....

miasmum wrote:Anyway in other news Ipswich finally managed to win yesterday........hallelujah :Hi:


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Re: Another Load of Cobblers ....

Postby cromwell » 20 Sep 2021, 08:33

That sounds like it wasn't really a 5-1 game Os, but these things do happen.
Poor show from the pub, not a sensible idea to turn trade away.
It's good to hear of a community type club. It does add something to the village.
Canadian ham?
Beats me.
Seabrooks did used to produce some unusual flavours. They did one called "Wuster Sauce" a few years back. Deliberately misspelled I think! I haven't seen that flavour on sale for a while.
Great read as usual.
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Re: Another Load of Cobblers ....

Postby JoM » 20 Sep 2021, 12:22

Great write up there Ossie, sounds quite an entertaining game.
Shame about the pub though, I thought they were crying out for people to visit?

I’ve been relieved of my season ticket for next Saturday’s game against Villa. Joe’s friend’s using it. He’s a Villa season ticket holder along with his Dad and they’ve hatched a plan so that he uses my ticket when Villa play at Old Trafford and then Joe will use Zak’s Dad’s ticket for the reverse fixture at Villa Park. Zak’s now got an official United membership number though so that I could get the QR code sent to him in his name :lol:
He’s told Joe that he’s more interested in seeing Ronaldo play than seeing Villa.
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Re: Another Load of Cobblers ....

Postby miasmum » 20 Sep 2021, 22:41

At Mickleover FC (Derbyshire) they actually stole the pitch! :shock: A truck turned up late one night and removed £30K's worth of artificial turf they were just about to lay .....


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