Ee bah gum ...

[TheOstrich]

We've got a "triple-mutant" Yorkshire variant!!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... gists.html

What's WM been up to now? ......

[saundra]

Yes and I live in East Yorkshire

[Workingman]

What's WM been up to now? ......

I was making a Goan vegan curry but unfortunately the Vegan had become infected with the avocado variant, the tofu variant and the plant based meats (whatever they are) variant and escaped the pan. It was last seen running round Apperley Bridge screaming "God, that was hot!".

But not to worry, the only known side effects of the Yorkie Triple are that they allow you to eat fish and chips cooked in beef dripping while drinking Tetley bitter and watching whippet racing when stood in a muddy field on a wet Saturday afternoon. Every cloud and all that.

[saundra]

In just been for my vaccination back home draw bridge shut against invading bugs

[JoM]

What's WM been up to now? ......

I was making a Goan vegan curry but unfortunately the Vegan had become infected with the avocado variant, the tofu variant and the plant based meats (whatever they are) variant and escaped the pan. It was last seen running round Apperley Bridge screaming "God, that was hot!".

But not to worry, the only known side effects of the Yorkie Triple are that they allow you to eat fish and chips cooked in beef dripping while drinking Tetley bitter and watching whippet racing when stood in a muddy field on a wet Saturday afternoon. Every cloud and all that.

It doesn’t make you support Leeds as well does it?

[Workingman]

It doesn’t make you support Leeds as well does it?

Nah, that's in the blood from birth, following other non-local teams is classed as a serious illness.

[meriad]

you lot make me laugh

[TheOstrich]

I suspected it might be down to one of WM's culinary concoctions, but I must admit, my first thought was that's what you get when you go out baht 'at ......

[Workingman]

If y' go out baht 'at and it's rainin' yer 'ead gets wet, if it's sunny it gets burnt - nuthin' more. A 'brella solves both. 'T'ani't rocket surgery. Suth'ners!