Well you couldn't make it up, but Mrs O had a conversation with the tortoise lady's daughter this afternoon as they were loading up a skip on the front drive, clearing out next door's bungalow.
It seems that the nosey woman has not secured the property. Apparently, when she was looking around it, she openly said that she wanted to make sure there were no spirits in the house.
"Gin?" said Mrs O.
"No, the other sort, she was going into each room and sensing the auras," said the daughter
Apparently it passed the aura test, but Paul over-the-road, who is sort of unofficial Neighbourhood Watch, noticed she's been back in the evenings peering through the windows .....
Thankfully, she prevaricated over the price, trying to beat the daughter down further, and someone else who was interested has now come in and offered the asking price.
Mrs O was told that the estate agents have said that the aura lady, who seemed a bit eccentric to put it mildly, will go on their unofficial black-list.
So I think we have had a lucky escape. The new purchaser sounds normal - fingers crossed! She's a single lady coming from Marnhull, which is half-way between here and Stur, and is downsizing a bit as she has too big a garden at her current home.
I hope this one goes through ....
The tortoise, BTW, which is thought to be at least 70 years old, has a new home with the daughter - and a bigger and better enclosure. Sheila had apparently had it since she was 17; she was in her 80's when she passed on. The daughter also told Mrs O they had found her mother's original wedding dress in a box in the loft .....