There is a new law, coming into force on Monday, that decrees that all cats, dogs and ferrets

This is, apparently, so if the aforesaid animals do a runner, they can then be returned to the owners

All dogs have to be registered by law, that's not a problem. But ferrets



The fine for not doing this will be anything from 50 euros to 44,000 euros



So Jose, down at the bar, with his 30 odd cats, four dogs at the last count, must pay 2.50 to register each animal, then have them all vaccinated and chipped (normally 100 euros)
Can't see this happening.

We're not doing this either.