No problem sir, here they are, and thank you so much. I think that I can find plenty of ways to spend such money. I might even donate some to your good self. Just send me details of your account and debit card and don't forget to confirm your PIN and security code.... it's the three numbers on the signature strip on the back.
Pardon? I appear to have emptied your account rather than putting money in! Ah well, never mind, maybe next time.
Or not.

It's an active SCAM folks, please just delete the email if you get it. Details below.
From: HM Revenue & Customs Subject: Income Payment Return