An irishman and his son went to the zoo. A sign says " FEED THE ELEPHANT A BUN TO GET YOUR AGE"
The little boy gives the elephant a bun , and it stamps its foot 6 times, "WOW" says the boy "I am six , you have a go dad "
The Irish chap gives the elephant a bun................
A moment later , the elephant farts and stamps twice .......
" beejaysus" says the father " I am forty - two"