Are You Lonesome Tonight?

[AliasAggers]

Here's the comic words of a song I've just come across.
Apparently it was written back in the 1940s.
It made me giggle!

ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT?

Are you lonesome tonight? Is your bra far too tight?
Are your corsets still falling apart?
Does the size of your chest wear big holes in your vest?
Does your spare tyre reach up to your heart?

Are your stockings all wrinkled, your shoes wearing thin?
Are your knickers held up with a big safety pin?
Are your dentures so worn they drop down when you yawn?
Then no wonder you're lonesome tonight.

Anon