Paddy and mick

[buster]

Two Irish blokes were standing on a cliff edge , Paddy had row of Budgerigars on each arm and Mick had a row of Parrots on his , they both jumped off landing on the rocks below.

Later in hospital , both with mutiple broken bones Paddy says "Well im not going budgie jumping again"

Mick replies "And thats the last time i'll try parrot gliding"

[Kaz]

[Workingman]

In the absence of a 'groan' emoji all I can say is