I think you're all aware of how much I hate food shopping.
Last night..in a fit of drunken madness..(although I truly believe Don is winding me up) I offered to do the food shopping today.
So why is Don laughing?
Because I rang him from Mercadona to ask him what weight potatoes do we normally get?
Because I rang him a second time to ask if he normally buys a bag of onions or loose ones?
What's funny about that??
I am staying sober from now on!