Dr Diaz should be prescribed on the NHS..I'm sure his patients would come out laughing.
On finding out I spoke English Dr Diaz..of an indeterminate age..asked if he could practise his Eengleesh on me.
He listened to my chest. Lots of humming and tutting.
He finger tapped out a lovely tune on my back. Lots of humming and tutting.
He then announced. Aleeeson. You haf a fery bad chest inflection. (I'm presuming he meant infection!)
He then announced..your chest is in a bad position.
(It was at this point I casually glanced down and was relieved to see my lady bumps were where they should be!)
You haf a good constitution..how you say in Eeengland? Of a ox?
I've picked up the prescribed tablets from the farmacia. If I said each one was the size of half a house brick I would not be exaggerating.
I'm still laughing at the ox comment.