I am livid!!!!!

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I am livid!!!!!

Postby buster » 29 Jun 2017, 10:19

One rule for royalty and one for us commoners.
Got a ticket for undertaking on the M5..
Running late yesterday and so I've opted to use the motorway instead of the A30.. I joined just before they closed the slip road to allow a royal motorcade with Prince Charles and Camilla in heading to Cornwall...they were travelling along under police protection but so bloody slow.... They were doing 48 in lane three.. I waited and waited hoping they would move over. . Hoping they would speed up. But they didn't.. I got impatient and used lane 1 to pass them at 65 as they continued to do less than 50.. I then got Stopped by lead police motorcade biker.. He told me off and wrote me a ticket.. I asked "why?" He said its because i saw you "pass the duchy on the left hand side.."
i'll get me coat.......

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Re: I am livid!!!!!

Postby AliasAggers » 29 Jun 2017, 15:41

I can understand how annoyed you must be,

For dong only 48 mph in lane three of a motorway should be classed as a driving offence.
You need a good solicitor, me thinks.

But why is this on Just For Fun Board? It's not funny at all.
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Re: I am livid!!!!!

Postby TheOstrich » 29 Jun 2017, 17:50

:lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :roll:

I really hated that song, Buster ...... :D
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Re: I am livid!!!!!

Postby Diflower » 29 Jun 2017, 17:55

AliasAggers wrote:I can understand how annoyed you must be,

For dong only 48 mph in lane three of a motorway should be classed as a driving offence.
You need a good solicitor, me thinks.

But why is this on Just For Fun Board? It's not funny at all.


It didn't happen Aggers, it's a joke, but lost on you as the catchline is a pop song from a good many years ago :)
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Re: I am livid!!!!!

Postby AliasAggers » 29 Jun 2017, 19:21

Well, Diflower, it's a song I don't know, so it must be something after about 1970 ?
My song knowledge is before that, right back to the roaring twenties.
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Re: I am livid!!!!!

Postby buster » 29 Jun 2017, 20:14

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Re: I am livid!!!!!

Postby Kaz » 16 Jul 2017, 07:47

:lol: :lol: :lol: Laughing more than I probably ought to at this :lol:
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