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The fence

Postby cromwell » 24 Jun 2017, 09:28

An elderly couple were celebrating their 60th year together and had gone for a romantic evening stroll. "I know" says he, "let's make love against that fence that we always used to make love against". She agrees, and they do. Afterwards she sighed happily and says "Do you know, you are just as good now as you were sixty years ago".

"Thank you darling" says he "but sixty years ago it wasn't an electric fence!".
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Re: The fence

Postby AliasAggers » 25 Jun 2017, 13:05

What a shocking joke - a real current one, I would say.
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Re: The fence

Postby cromwell » 25 Jun 2017, 18:19

That's better than the joke, Aggers! :lol:
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Re: The fence

Postby TheOstrich » 25 Jun 2017, 18:31

That Aggers always is a bit of a live-wire, isn't he? ..... :D
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Re: The fence

Postby AliasAggers » 26 Jun 2017, 20:06

It's the way I tell 'em.
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