ROFL
TheOstrich wrote: "50 Shades of Grey" was a new car catalogue ......

I once worked near a prison. I often parked the car in a side street there. One night I had been working late and one of the lads at work offered to drive me to my car rather than me having to walk through the quite dark streets to get there. So I accepted. We jumped in his car, parked in the staff carpark, and tootled off down the road to my car, only it wasn't there. My hearts in my mouth, on no, i'm thinking, my car has been stolen!! but common sense kicks in, maybe i haven't parked my car there today afterall, so we try each of my usual sneaky 4 spots i usually found parking. nothing in either. This is before cell phones were for the poor people, ie broke 19 year olds, so we go back to work to ring the police. by now the staff carpark is empty, except for 1 car, mine.
This is the same year that my flatmate had his car "stolen" in ponsonby. Ponsonby is a bit like your streets as in each street looks very much like the other streets. He had parked, gone to a restaurant, played pool, then an open late cafe, and wandered back to where his car wasn't. He phoned the tow truck companies, no sign of it, the police, they reported it as stolen, then got a taxi home. from time to time he was get a friend to drive the streets with him in a hope he would find it, nada. The insurance was due to pay out the next day, so in his brand new car, he thought he would have one last look, he turned down one street he didn't remember seeing before, and what do you know, there was his, parked, still locked, perfect condition, exactly where he had left it, waiting for him.
