I've just remembered

[AliasAggers]

Once, when I was on a Management Development Course, there was a session when we
had to make an immediate impromptu speech on a surprise subject drawn from a hat.
When my turn came the subject I pulled out was "Sex".

So I stood up and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure." and sat down.

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