I give up

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I give up

Postby buster » 26 Jul 2016, 18:53

Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you; The next day I stopped smoking.

Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you; The next day I stopped eating red meat.

Eight days ago, I read that drinking alcohol can kill you; the next day I stopped drinking alcohol.

Yesterday, I read that having sex can kill you; this morning I stopped reading.
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Re: I give up

Postby Workingman » 26 Jul 2016, 19:52

Reading. Yes, that's what does it.

Some publications need to be removed from the shelves.
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